I am not even going to tell you

Five minutes not paying full attention to Rodders could have turned in to a disaster.

I thought he was chewing his lead at my feet, but when I checked it was something far worse and it could have had devastating results and I feel sick. I am not even going to tell you what it was.

He does have the devil in him, the curtains have been getting some attention and he is now in the conservatory and has been giving Teddy hell. Right now he has his crisp packet in his mouth and is kicking his ball about with his feet just to prove that he can multitask!

We have had a sudden downpour and he has been barking at the noise it makes on the conservatory, he hasn't done this before.